S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL




Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75


Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50


Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63


Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50



This garment-dyed tee brings a touch of irreverent humor and vintage grit to everyday wear. The front features a bold, retro locomotive illustration framed by the words “Hot Mess Express,” with warm, distressed tones that pop against the soft, washed fabric. The heavyweight cotton drapes with a relaxed fit, feeling broken-in from day one thanks to the post-construction dye and ring-spun yarn. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to signal you’re rolling with life’s chaos—lighthearted, a little smoky, and unbothered. Wear it to low-key hangs, late-night drives, or while fixing whatever’s on fire in your world; it reads like a wink to anyone who understands the beauty of perfectly imperfect days.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular, no side seams and double-needle stitched for long-lasting construction
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, offered in 58 color options

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean